QUICK PRIMER- CRIZZ (METH) AND COKE ARE BOTH VERY MISSIBLE IN WATER. MSM (A COMMON CUT FOR METH) IS ONE OF THEM. ALSO A WORKS REALLY WELL ON CERTAIN CUTS THAT ARE NOT SOLUBLE IN WATER. MORE THAN THAT YOU NEED A HARDCORE A/B EXTRACTION WHICH IS BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MOST OF YOU. A I WOULD USE FOR A SMALL AMOUNT, SAY 1-2 GRAMS OF DOPE, B WORKS FOR ANYTHING UP TO A ZIP. THE METHODS FOLLOWING ARE CALLED A AND B. WHAT DO YOU DO? IF YOU ARE STUPID OR POOR YOU PROBABLY ARE HAPPY RAILING A LINE OF BAKING SODA BUT IF YOU HAVE A CLUE AND ENOUGH DOUGH TO BUY SIZABLE AMOUNTS (LIKE AT LEAST A BALL OF COKE OR 2-3 GRAMS OF METH) THEN YOU CAN EASILY AND WITH MINIMAL LOSSES PURIFY YOUR DOPE BACK TO IT'S PRE-CUT GOODNESS. YOU SNORT COKE OR SNORT/SMOKE METH (IF YOU SLAM EITHER JUST PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL AND DON'T BOTHER CLEANING SHIT IMO) BUT THE STUFF YOU GET AIN'T PURE. He kicked my ass.OK THIS IS GOING TO BE CRUCIAL FOR MANY OF YOU. The observation of a crack-smoker named Walter, who, despite being a crackhead, could play one hell of a game of chess. You and Marion Barry should have a smashingly good time together. Congratulations! You have now officially smoked crack. Go ahead and inhale deeply, and hold for about five seconds.
The rolling of the tube ensures that the crack is evaporated evenly, without scorching it. You'll want to apply the flame of the lighter to the rock in an on again/off again fashion, while inhaling and (this is important) rolling the tube back and forth with your fingers. Place your lips on the opposite end of the tube. Keep the tube tilted back, just to be safe. Go ahead and light your lighter, and run it over the rock a few times to melt it to the brillo. You'll want to keep the tube tilted back at this point, so that your crack doesn't spill on the floor. You can safely ignore the one sitting on the table for now. No, you fool, the brillo pad inside the tube. Go ahead and grab yourself a decent sized rock. Insert this piece of brillo pad into the tube, so that it rests just a few millimeters from the lip. This will act as your filter, since inhaling molten cocaine isn't very much fun. You'll then want to cut off a piece of brillo pad about an inch long, and thick enough to fit snugly in the tube. If you aren't able to find a tire gauge for some reason, the little glass tubes that they sell fake roses in at gas stations will work in a pinch. Go ahead and pull everything off of the tire gauge, saving only the metal tube. If you're going to smoke something named after a part of your ass, you should at least do it right. But I figure that since smoking crack is pretty stupid to begin with, if you're smoking it wrong, you're going to look like a real idiot. Smoking crack fits right in with my theory that the use of cocaine as anything other than a local anesthetic is a serious waste of time, money, and dopamine. Doesn't bode too well for the act of actually smoking crack, now does it? On top of that, regardless of what anyone's uncle has to say about it, it really isn't that much fun. " He must be smoking crack" has become a slang term for someone who is acting in an unintelligent and irrational manner.
Living the life of a pro crackhead is very good karma! Chances are, you'll be reincarnated as a white rhino or some other endangered species, ripe for extinction.